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Belphegor’s Prime

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Dude, fuck this. Belphegor’s Prime is the most Satanic number I’ve ever seen. WHY is this nowhere to be found in Event Horizon?

Belphegor’s Prime is a Palindromic Prime Number, which means it’s a number greater than 1 that cannot be wholly divided by any other number besides 1 and itself, AND reads the same backwards and forwards, like race car (BLAH BLAH BLAH)

The kicker is the 666 smushed in between 2 sets of 13 zeros. Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Belphegor is one of the Seven Princes of Hell and the demon of inventiveness. He’s the prince of Vanity and Sloth and seduces people by suggesting ingenious inventions will make them rich.

And then theres Belphegor, a blackened death metal band from SalzburgAustria

 


There’s the big dipper, there’s Orion’s belt, and there, little Jimmy, is a Supernova

So astronomers recently caught sight of a supernova that is closer to earth than any seen before (about 21 million light years away). And they saw it reeeally really close to the beginning of the explosion. Pretty cool.

The Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory saw it first, causing the astronomical community to scramble as many telescopes as possible together, including the Hubble

“At a mere 21 million light-years from Earth, a relatively small distance by astronomical standards, the supernova is still getting brighter, and might even be visible with good binoculars in ten days’ time, appearing brighter than any other supernova of its type in the last 30 years.”

They say the best time to see this exploding star will be just after evening twilight in the Northern hemisphere in a week or so. We’ll need dark skies and a good pair of binoculars, although a small telescope would be even better.

Can’t wait to see those trippy pics. Or I’ll just watch Supernova


OMG WTF

Learn how the northern lights are formed in less than 5 minutes


The Case of the Missing Alien

So the dude who was the alien in Alien walked off the set after the movie was finished and disafuckinpeared

“In 1978, Bolaji Badejo, a graphic design student who was spotted in a bar and chosen to play a monster role due to his immense 6”10 height and slender frame, left Shepperton Studios after his last day of shooting and apparently never resurfaced again. Despite playing the titular monster in some of its most pivotal scenes [corridor Alien shots, Lambert/Parker death, Narcissus finale – other stuntmen portrayed the more physical stunts], Badejo features in no Alien retrospective documentary, other than in glimpses of him in archve footage. Unlike Predator creature actor Kevin Peter Hall, Bolaji was not an actor, and has not enjoyed the cult status of the late Hall. Bolaji Badejo has simply disappeared.”

‘Bolaji was about seven feet tall and looked like he came from a different universe anyway, and they made up this Alien suit for him. Ridley was very careful not to have him standing around, drinking tea with us during breaks and because he was kept apart from us and we never chatted, when it came to seeing him as this creature during a scene, it was electrifying. It didn’t feel that we were acting scared at all.’
Sigourney Weaver, Daily Mail interview, 2010.

Follow the link for an article about him

(via Strange Shapes: Under the Skin: Finding Bolaji Badejo)


I Wish My City Was Painted

This is why I don’t draw


GREAT SCOTT

FUCK POWERWHEELS WHERE IS MY FUCKING DELOREAN

and what the FUCK I want this NOW


Don’t Be A Stiff, Check Out My Gifs


Why Didn’t I Think Of This

For all you people who still read out there, you’ll enjoy betterbooktitles.com. And if you don’t, then THIS POST ISN’T FOR YOU JUST GO TO YOUTUBE ALREADY

 

 

 


Killer CLowns From Other Countries

I cannot possibly tell you how awesome this movie looks. Just watch

 


A 5 Hour Documentary on computers? YES PLEASE

Part 1:


Everything, EVERYTHING tastes like chicken

Oh this is too good.

A study by scientists from Oxford University and Amsterdam University found that growing meat in a lab “rather than slaughtering animals would generate only a tiny fraction of the greenhouse gas emissions associated with conventional livestock production.”

What’s that you tree hugging hippie vegetarians? You think mother earth should be all the nutrients we need? We’ll there’s like 6 billion people in the world. Grow up. 

 

 

 

Thankfully big boys and girls who don’t ride bikes outside of recreational use and and love America have found that “lab-grown tissue would reduce greenhouse gases by up to 96% in comparison to raising animals. The process would require between 7% and 45% less energy than the same volume of conventionally produced meat such as pork, beef, or lamb, and could be engineered to use only 1% of the land and 4% of the water associated with conventional meat.”

So either go live in the mountains and pray the urban sprawl doesn’t run you over before you die or pop your dinner pill, THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Where’s my fucking jetpack

 

 

Paleofuture is still one of my favorite blogs. Worth checking out if you’re still nostalgic about the yeeeaaaarrrr 2000


God Fights a Dragon

He’s obviously kicking ass


I Don’t Want No Drama!

Found this gem of an article the other day, and now I CAN”T WAIT for Jackie Chan‘s 100th movie. 

 

“The film, 1911, tells the story of the Xinhai Revolution, otherwise known as the Chinese Revolution, in which nationalist forces rose up to take down the Qing Dynasty and established the Republic of China. It was basically the beginning of modern China, kind of their Revolutionary War and Civil War rolled into one, and a very important moment in Chinese history. Chan co-directed the film along with Zhang Li and co-stars as one of the two rival leaders in the nationalist movement.”

Finally, Jackie will show us all how good of an actor he is. He certainly don’t want no trouble in this one.


HAVE JAPANESE PEOPLE NEVER SEEN STAR WARS

Why is it that robotic engineers unanimously have never seen robot dystopian sci fi movies? Let’s take some culture cues people, this is getting out of control. Also skip ahead to 1:30 to watch this chick flee from a crazed robot to the theme of top gun.


ESSPLODE

 

NASA imaging experts took nearly 20,000 shots from six different cameras to compose this video of May’s STS-134 launch. Craziness.


From Bloodshot Eyes to Bright Eyes

I am actually beginning to find appeal in the new Rise of the Planet of the Apes movie. James Franco will do just about anything to get attention, but while the last movie was horse shit and the new plot seems shakey, the trailers seem to keep getting better and better. I might be totally alone on this though, I do like Southland Tales a lot. 


OPEN YOUR MIIIND

This fetus has a facebook. Pedophiles everywhere rejoice.


IT’S A TRAP

 

This explains so much


My Legs Are Soooo Long

So this video takes you from the earth to the far reaches of time and space, mapping every known satellite, star and galaxy all the way out to “our cosmic horizon in space and in time.” It’s all real data from the Digital Universe Atlas – based on everything we’ve mapped so far.


FUSION ANAMOLY

Totally forgot about this amazing website. Get lost in the most comprehensive pile of internet puke in existence. Just so you don’t miss out on the shock and awe you have to click one of the little red balls to start the adventure.


Why The Venture Brothers Is The Most Well Drawn Apeshit I’ve Ever Seen

You’re welcome. 


They Should All Be DELETED

Sweet Youtube Channel, but you have to sift through some horrible, cheesy bullshit. But for a chance to see Chromosaurus, it’s worth it.


The Number of People Who Will Survive the Apocalypse

howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com

This is so depressing I need a drink.