You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

Well My Legs Are Long

Belphegor’s Prime


Dude, fuck this. Belphegor’s Prime is the most Satanic number I’ve ever seen. WHY is this nowhere to be found in Event Horizon?

Belphegor’s Prime is a Palindromic Prime Number, which means it’s a number greater than 1 that cannot be wholly divided by any other number besides 1 and itself, AND reads the same backwards and forwards, like race car (BLAH BLAH BLAH)

The kicker is the 666 smushed in between 2 sets of 13 zeros. Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Belphegor is one of the Seven Princes of Hell and the demon of inventiveness. He’s the prince of Vanity and Sloth and seduces people by suggesting ingenious inventions will make them rich.

And then theres Belphegor, a blackened death metal band from SalzburgAustria




Learn how the northern lights are formed in less than 5 minutes

I Wish My City Was Painted

This is why I don’t draw

Don’t Be A Stiff, Check Out My Gifs

Why Didn’t I Think Of This

For all you people who still read out there, you’ll enjoy And if you don’t, then THIS POST ISN’T FOR YOU JUST GO TO YOUTUBE ALREADY




A 5 Hour Documentary on computers? YES PLEASE

Part 1:

Everything, EVERYTHING tastes like chicken

Oh this is too good.

A study by scientists from Oxford University and Amsterdam University found that growing meat in a lab “rather than slaughtering animals would generate only a tiny fraction of the greenhouse gas emissions associated with conventional livestock production.”

What’s that you tree hugging hippie vegetarians? You think mother earth should be all the nutrients we need? We’ll there’s like 6 billion people in the world. Grow up. 




Thankfully big boys and girls who don’t ride bikes outside of recreational use and and love America have found that “lab-grown tissue would reduce greenhouse gases by up to 96% in comparison to raising animals. The process would require between 7% and 45% less energy than the same volume of conventionally produced meat such as pork, beef, or lamb, and could be engineered to use only 1% of the land and 4% of the water associated with conventional meat.”

So either go live in the mountains and pray the urban sprawl doesn’t run you over before you die or pop your dinner pill, THE CHOICE IS YOURS.