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I HEART KEANU!

I had pretty much the same reaction when i heard about the live-action Akira remake starring Zack Efron, but anime fans across the world there is no need to vomit! I bring you good news!

Keanu Reeves has turned down the role of Kaneda in the no-longer-upcoming live-action Akira remake and Warner Brothers has completely shut down the project. It seems the studio heads are having a hard time seeing an idea this bad actually make money without Keanu, who seems to be the king of that sort of thing. Either way the movie is dead and lowlifes across the world couldnt be happier. Thanks Keanu! Everyone go watch Constantine again to celebrate.

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