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100TH POST COMINAYEEEEHAW

Alllrighty, so this is our 100th post. In honor of this monumental occasion, we have decided to jerk off all over the internet with the top ten list of lowlifehightech’s Top Ten Things (do the math it makes sense)

soooooo here we go

TOP TEN MOST UNDERRATED SCI-FI MOVIES

Johnny Mnemonic

Total Recall

Hackers

Altered States

Demolition Man

Event Horizon

Pandorum

Primer

Southland Tales

12 Monkeys

Zardoz

TOP TEN GORE PORN MOVIES

Night of the Living Dead (AAAANNNND the remake no doubt)

Drag Me To Hell

Dawn of the Dead

Day of the Dead

Land of the Dead

Dead Alive

Evil Dead

Cube

Cube 2: Hypercube

Cube Zero

TOP TEN PEOPLE WHO MAKE MOVIES WHO IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN ALL THEIR MOVIES YOU SHOULD GO DROWN YOURSELF IN YOUR FUCKING BATHTUB

Paul Verhoeven

Guy Ritchie

Sam Raimi

Coen Brothers

Shane Carruth

Martin Scorsese

Mel Gibson

Stanley Kubrick

George A. Romero

Ken Russell (1980 and back)

TOP TEN CARTOONS

Venture Brothers

Squidbillies

Frisky Dingo

Metalocalypse

South Park

Tom Goes to the Mayor

Bob’s Burgers

Dragon Ball Z

ATHF

Home Movies

TOP TEN GROWN UP PEOPLE SHOWS

Spaced

Eastbound and Down

Firefly

Tenacious D

The Prisoner (and the pretty decent remake)

Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Surviving Ted Nugent

30 Rock

TOP TEN VIDEO GAMES

Shadow of the Colossus

Starcraft 2

Resident Evil 4

Warcraft 2

Call of Duty 2

FF7

Wolfenstein 3D

Pandemic 2

Red Faction 2

GTA: Vice City

TOP TEN PHILIP K DICK BOOKS

Penultimate Truth

Martian Time-Slip

Man in the High Castle

Zap Gun

Ubik

Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said

Dr. Bloodmoney

Galactic Pot Healer

We Can Build You

Clans of the Alphane Moon

TOP TEN COMEDIES

Spinal Tap

Galaxy Quest

Mystery Men

Mel Brooks

Shaun of the Dead

Hot Fuzz

Money Talks

Small Soldiers

Slither

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny

TOP TEN MOST AWESOME MOVIES WE HAVEN’T MENTIONED YET THAT TOTALLY DESERVE TO BE HERE

The Devils

Bronson

Robocop

District 9

eXistenZ

Stargate

Jurassic Park

Independence Day

Planet of the Apes

Starship Troopers

TOP TEN WORST THINGS OF ALL THE LISTS WE JUST MENTIONED

WORST SCI FI: Battlefield Earth

WORST GORE PORN: Human Centipede

WORST DIRECTOR: James Cameron post 1997

WORST CARTOON: Sailor Moon

WORST GROWN UP PEOPLE SHOW: American Idol

WORST VIDEO GAME: Guitar Hero

WORST PHILIP K DICK BOOK: Roog (GOD its hard to pick a bad dick book, went with a short story instead)

WORST COMEDY: Scary Movie and EVERYTHING that spawned from it

WORST MOVIE WE HAVEN’T MENTIONED YET: Next

THE WORST THING IN THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD: Ultimate Frisbee

Also a big shout out to diabetes. Thank you to the four people who actually made it through this post, and hooray for the number 100

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One response

  1. Honkis

    Battlefield Earth is NOT the worst Sci-fi movie! Have you guys even seen that movie before? It’s amazing.

    February 11, 2011 at 3:30 pm

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