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DUDE IF THEY COME BACK ON JULY 4TH I SWEAR TO GOD

So there’s a youtube video making the rounds on the internet of a UFO. Now I’m as skeptical as the next faithful follower waiting for L. Ron Hubbard to triumphantly return, but the weird thing is it was caught by multiple people with cameras. And all of them sync up perfectly with each other…

This was seen directly over the ‘Dome of the Rock on the Temple Mount’ in the holy city of Jerusalem. This sprinkles a nice little Da Vinci Code spice into the crock pot, especially since the Dome is significant to 3 of the largest religions of the world.

Wikipedia, as usual, sheds some light:

“According to Sunni Islamic tradition, the rock is the spot [14] from which Muhammad ascended to Heaven accompanied by the angel Gabriel. Further, Muhammad was taken here by Gabriel to pray with AbrahamMoses, and Jesus.[15] An important distinction is that this is to Islam what the Transfiguration of Jesus is to Christians, a fulfillment of scripture.

“The Foundation Stone (which lies in the heart of the Dome) is the holiest site in Judaism. Just as Muslims pray towards the Kaaba at Mecca, the holiest site in Islam, Jews pray towards the Foundation Stone. Jews have traditionally regarded the location of the stone as the holiest spot on Earth, the site of the Holy of Holies during the Temple Period…According to Jewish tradition, the stone is the site where Abraham prepared to sacrifice his son Isaac.

“In Christianity it is believed that during the time of the Byzantine Empire, near by the spot where the Dome was later constructed was where Constantine‘s mother built a small church, calling it the Church of St. Cyrus and St. John, later on enlarged and called the Church of the Holy Wisdom.[17]

Adding to the mystery is the fact that flying over the Dome of the Rock landmark is strictly forbidden. And the sheer speed of its exit is uncanny; no human could survive it and no drone technology like that has ever been seen.

So who knows? An Alien? Jesus? Muhammad? Final Cut Pro? It’s possible to create a story out of video clips, but I dunno; the videos are a bit harder than usual to dismiss and everyone knows the government believes in UFOs. YOU BE THE JUDGE

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